The League of Morons Manifesto

Posted by Bambi B (A) on December 20, 2009 at 18:36:46

PHOTO: Sarah Palin : Schoolmarm of the League of Morons

Mates,

This is the most recent book by Regency Publications, the conservative publishers in Washington. with all the photos, it's 400 pages and costs $26.95, but it's available now for $1.93.

The League of Morons Manifesto

By Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, James Inhofe, and Joe Liebermann

with English translation by Bambi B

Author's introduction: These Seven Magic Absolute Commandments are Heavenly things are sent to us by God who told us that He's only proud of us when we murder foreigners for money and to give Billions to Halliburton, a Dubai Corporation.

Seven Magic Absolute Commandments

1. Don't ever, ever allow tax money to go back into the hands of the public! The U.S. Treasury is only for special Friends of the League (as elected by Jesus).

2. Repeat lies enough and it becomes true! We must never forget what we learned from Saint Reagan.

4. Make the U.S. public afraid and they'll agree to any abolition of civil liberties we say.

5. Always identify a powerless minority that can be villianized as lazy, violent criminals or better, as a sexual threat.

6. Don't forget to keep Them stupid as planks. And "Them" can never be "Us". Never ever accept history as fact or relevant. Dangling shiny objects and televison full of celebrity scandals should be enough. And always refer to smart people as "Liberal Elites" but rich people always as "Brilliant Entropeneurs, Entrepenours, Entrepineores". Be proud of public stupidity and realize that no one will ever check up on what you say. Never, never accept that art has value of any kind to the national culture.

7. Every abortion is a lost consumer, and loss of about $9 Million contribution of lifetime GNP. Keep saying that God told you abortion is murdering a child and that it was a personal conversation. Do not mention fairies and devils unless you're taking about homosexuals and Mexicans.

The League Closing Prayer

O, gracious Lord who makes sure all the money goes only to the Right People !
Let us see Liberal Elites piled high,
Their red armbands burning away their sins !
Along with their bodies, O Lord, burn and dry them to dust
And smite those who dare to question Us
And may important parts drop off those who hate Christmas or have an IQ over 80
And may illegal immigrants be prevented from benefiting from any of the taxes they pay
And may anyone uninsured and with expensive illnesses explode into flames
The terrible sins against the God-appointed 5%
Who in His wisdom own as much as the other 95
And grant that all those people making under $750,000 per year
Will continue to vote always only for the interests of those who God
Has previously annointed as the Magic Holy 5%

Amen.

Cheers,

Bambi B

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Topic - The League of Morons Manifesto - Bambi B 18:36:46 12/20/09 (5)

I try to be even-handed but it is a very difficult when one bosom is so much bigger than the other â€¦ - three_sox 01:25:32 12/21/09 (0)

What? A liberal lie? - Rod M 19:24:08 12/20/09 (1)

neither are your trolls, mate ;-) - dave c 20:40:20 12/20/09 (0)

That's not Palin's photo... - mkuller 19:17:00 12/20/09 (0)

the world is sick - bullethead 18:41:43 12/20/09 (0)

The League of Morons Manifesto

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