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Exciting breakthrough in tube dampers !!

Mates,

I thought you may be interested in what appears to be an exciting breakthrough in tube dampers:

From Machina Pseudosonica's latest catalogue:

"Announcing Machina Pseudosonica's Genius Sheaths™©®™©®

Available now, the greatest breakthrough in the history of adult audiophile technology, Machina Pseudosonica's Genius Sheaths™©®™©®

Genius Sheaths™©®™©®, made from a proprietary palindromic latex, Xetal-BB™©®™©®, manufactured in such a way it is never handled by a Human virgin, use Quarkion Nutra-Plutomium™©®™©® stimulators cryogenically argon welded in a hard vacuum to get all six types of charmed muon-electrons ready for action plus layered atomic quantum Brownian pulse motion will send your 12AX7s, 12BH7A's, or 6DJ8's to new heights of radionical ectasy never before achieved.

Available in Large Hadron Collider and French Tickler versions.

Give your ancient, limp sounding Fisher receiver a happy ending for only $238.95!

Side effects may include extreme popularity, stomach flatness, and head explosion. Call your audio technician immediately for midrange delights lasting more than 172 hours."


Cheers,

Bambi B


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Topic - Exciting breakthrough in tube dampers !! - Bambi B 08:38:45 07/28/09 (6)

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