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In Reply to: Magnepan LRS are the king of low price speakers ,,,,, prove me wrong posted by trioderob on October 23, 2021 at 22:10:18:
I've never heard the LRS's, nor any Magnapans for that matter, but that won't stop me from babbling on and on and on, pretending to be some audio sage from the mountains and valleys. In fact, since I've never even seen Magnapans in person, I'm going to double down and waste bandwidth with over a dozen posts in this thread and counting, just babbling and lecturing and pontificating, cause I'm so important in my own mind.
So, do I like the LRS's? Do I hate them? I'll never tell, cause my whole point's to belittle you and lecture you, rather than offer constructive, useful advice and information.
To start, I'm going to start babbling about engineering terms and science, without having a clue, or any training about either. Hell, as of right now, I can't even do long division without a calculator.
What I can do is toss out some college-stoner pseudo-philosoph crap; such as:
...Great ironies befall us when the world is up, because we are down, and ribbons synthesize sound sideways with characteristics verified and falsified, leading to expectations of poultry in motion...
There. There? Right on.
The OP was very clear and to the point. Are The LRS's the best speakers on the market around $650.00 or so, attaining audiophile virtues and achievements that no other speaker in the category can match? Yes or no?
That direct question's my cue to slip off topic and delve into my favorite thing in life. Whine. Whine and complain. Kvetch. So, I ignore the simple, direct OP topic and launch whining. Here it comes:
You mean I need to buy an amplifier for these? Why can't they be self powered, like my Skullcandy Bone Crusher X-11 bluetooth speakers? Do I have to buy and use speaker cable, and spend money on that? Why can't it be supplied free? LRS's obviously can't be any good. Maybe everyone should just use some cheap Chinese made class D PA amp with LRS's... cause it's the cheapest option cheap.
And now, for the part you've all been waiting. The part where I sanctimoniously and pompously pontificate about audio, as if I had a PhD in physics, even though I believe the earth is flat, and science is a lie (rockets on Mars? Pfft. There ain't no rockets on Mars. All fake news). Pompous audio definitions herewith, forthwith, and with forth:
Intermodulation dislinearity - bad stuff
Pousty - mates with goats
Zenspluub - see zenszit
Zenszit - unknown
Teflon - yep
Then, finally, after posting all of these pointless, pompous posts, I'll close by saying that the standards proposed by the originators (now deceased) of the Absolute Sound as foundational standards for home audio reproduction are completely unknown to me, and if I did know them, I'd manage to butcher them up beyond recognition...with a barrel of whining to go with it. So, my understanding of "live concerts" is limited to grizzly, super-amplified affairs with blasting PA loudspeakers spitting out almost pure noise and ear-searing distortion. Guaranteed permanent hearing loss and brain damage. As opposed to "dead concerts", but I haven't attended any of those yet.
Well, the brain damage part would affect me the least.
Party on, Garth.
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