In Reply to: Thanks Tom posted by Lambda on June 24, 2008 at 18:39:01:
EVERY AUDIO TOPIC POSTED HERE IS CoNtRoVeRsIaL:To impress the wimmenfolk:
(1) You should always buy the smallest speakers you can find (they say size doesn't matter, but with speakers smaller is cuter)
(2) Then hide some huge 18" subwoofer (such as the Epik Conquest -- see link) where the wimmen can't see it, because wimmen don't like small shrill sounding speakers. Of course never admit you use a subwoofer and claim all the bass is from the two tiny speakers, which you designed yourself.
(3) Wimmen like lots of bass with popular music because it causes them to wiggle their hips (dance) and if your wine is high quality, and you don't look like Rodney Dangerfield (that leaves me out), hopefully causing their skimpy clothing to fall off due to excessive hip wiggling.
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Richard BassNut Greene
"The Floyd R. Turbo of Bingham Farms Michigan"
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Follow Ups
- "I didn't know this topic was that controversial" = EVERY topic is controversial and a life or death struggle - Richard BassNut Greene 06/25/0807:19:59 06/25/08 (1)
- I should have known better - Lambda 08:35:17 06/25/08 (0)