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My apologies if this has been posted before....
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.MICHAEL MOORE
Dude, where's my chicken?RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?BILL CLINTON
Well, it depends on what your definition of *chicken* is. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.AL GORE
I invented the chicken!COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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Topic - Why did the chicken cross the road? - Marshall W 13:35:30 06/17/04 (1)
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