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If I screw up...

...or just plain get beaten, no one will be around to boo or laugh.

Other teams tank, shed payroll, and then draft high, and rebuild. The Pirates, OTOH, turn a profit by doing the bare minimum, and have no incentive or motivation, to increase costs. They're just milking the situation.

That being the case, they full well should sign me and you! You should be the first baseman, and I'll play SS. Even if I come up with a ground ball, with my (lack of) arm, my throw will hit the dirt. Next, when I airmail the throw to you, you can just cross your arms, continue to look at me, and sport a facial expression that reads, "I'm not going after that ball!"

At least we'd be entertaining. And with all of my errors, our pitchers won't get charged with the runs, so their ERA will go down. That will increase their trade value, and the Bucs can cut costs further.


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