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In Reply to: There's a joke around these parts... posted by ghost of olddude55 on June 13, 2021 at 14:40:33:
Given where the Pirates are, I don't know why they don't just sign you and me, to the veteran's minimum. You and I can play the outfield, run around chasing all the hits, and watch fly balls sail over the fence.
When you are up to bat, when the other team employs the shift, you can bunt to where there aren't defenders, and say, "Take that, analytics!"
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