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In Reply to: RE: We discussed this very thing last night over about $200 worth of beer and big pretzels delivered on hangars. posted by rivervalley817 on November 14, 2021 at 10:44:35:
What agency? Well, OPEC of course: the Oversized Pretzel Eaters Commission.
In April 2020 a certain someone demanded OPEC cut production when pretzel barrel prices dropped below zero and certain pretzel-producing states in the US would be hurt.
A single big pretzel dropped to $2 last year, obviously because it's very hard to squeeze a big, soft pretzel through a mask, (though Fox News claimed that pretzel particles could easily pass through most masks so why wear masks at all). Now pretzels are $13, likely because Apple Mobility research tells us that 50% more people are eating them today than during pre- pandemic times when they were only $10! Oh, the Humanity. Worst. Times. Ever.
Our current certain someone should definitely tweet OPEC and demand they raise production again. All caps recommended.
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