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In Reply to: What's a "Quickie?" posted by Bagsgroove on January 10, 2003 at 15:11:09:
One at each end of the bar; late at night, the place is real quiet.
One guy says to the bartender, give me a drink of your finest Irish Whiskey to remind me of me home country.The guy at the other end of the bar hears this and says, "Beglory, I'm from Ireland too!" First guy says, Well then, come ye down and I'll buy ye a drink.
Where ye from in Ireland asks the first. County Clare says the second. Amazing! I'm from County Clare too! Imagine both of us sitting here in this bar half way round the world and both from County Clare. Here let me buy ye a drink.
Say, where ye from in County Clare asks the second. A little town called Ballyvaughn says the first. Amazing, I'm from Ballyvaughn too says the second. Here, let me buy ye another drink.
Where ye live in Ballyvaughn says the first? On Dinwiddie Street says the other. Amazing says the first, my home was on Dinwiddie Street as well. What a coincidence, let me buy ye another drink.
Third guy walks into the bar and says "How's it goin'" to the bartender. Bartender says, Quiet night tonight Bill, just the O'Shaunessey brothers and they're drunk as skunks again.
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- Two guys are drinking at a bar... - Grover 01/10/0315:41:30 01/10/03 (3)
- In the same vein - Big Dave 17:10:56 01/10/03 (0)
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- Old Irish drinking buddies... - mutant 00:04:21 01/13/03 (0)
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