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What's a "Quickie?"

Father Murphy is walking along a downtown street. Hooker approaches and says, "Hey, Father--how about a quickie for 20 bucks?" Father, unsure just what has been offered, shakes his head and walks on.

Another hooker approaches, says, "Quickie, Father! Only 20 bucks!" Father Murphy is very confused. Walks on.

Back at the Parish, Father goes over to the Convent. Knocks on the door, and Mother Superior answers. Father says, "Mother, I'm very confused. Can you tell me, just what is a 'quickie'?"

Mother Superior answers, "20 bucks, Father, same as downtown.


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