i tried one better

i tried one better

Posted by merdy (A) on February 20, 2016 at 14:06:42

In Reply to: Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures posted by drlowmu on February 18, 2016 at 10:17:57:

after reading your posts i went to the local weight watchers and convinced three really wholesome women that they would have the best time of their lives.
after loading them up in my trusty saab wagon and proceeding to my audio workshop i noticed the effect right away, the car severely under steered and the turbo did nothing but whine,we finally reached the studio after using half a tank of gas for a few miles ,everything was going well so i decided to feed the lovely lonely ladies some food and vino as the extra weight would help after a case of wine 3 chickens,2 legs of lamb,beef wellington,mac&cheese,20 pounds of creamed spinach and 7 layer cake for desert we began the experiment
i had sally sit on top of one speaker facing backwards so her butt cheeks clamped the horn well her thighs gripped the a7 like a vice and the added 400 lbs worked its magic ,next did the same with Helen on the right speaker
victoria being the smaller one with a cherubic face i made sure she sat on a 2 inch maple stool on top of my tube amp i could see her admiring my big tubes
i pressed play and right away i was mesmerized in a trance all the cliches of the last 40 years of came to me ,blacker than white,deeper than space,i was now one with the musicians not only was i foot tapping i was lap slapping and crying with joy.
suddenly it all came to a abrupt end as Vicky just farted.
p.s i thought mass loading was a mechanical driver parameter
Silence is golden duct tape is silver

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Topic - Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures - drlowmu 10:17:57 02/18/16 (18)

RE: Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures - hifipaul 15:21:04 02/20/16 (1)

RE: Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures - drlowmu 09:09:14 02/24/16 (0)

i tried one better - merdy 02/20/1614:06:42 02/20/16 (1)

....too Funny !..(nt) - drummerwill 18:18:19 02/20/16 (0)

If those were mine ... - rickmcinnis@dogwoodfabrics.com 13:55:28 02/19/16 (5)

RE: If those were mine ... - drlowmu 19:25:50 02/19/16 (2)

RE: If those were mine ... - rickmcinnis@dogwoodfabrics.com 08:00:12 02/20/16 (1)

RE: If those were mine ... - drlowmu 09:56:46 02/20/16 (0)

RE: If those were mine ... - drlowmu 19:20:41 02/19/16 (1)

RE: If those were mine ... - Phil-G 20:00:01 02/20/16 (0)

Might work great 4 hard rock but what about metal? - Kloss 06:20:10 02/19/16 (4)

RE: Might work great 4 hard rock but what about metal? - drlowmu 10:03:10 02/19/16 (3)

RE: Might work great 4 hard rock but what about metal? - Kloss 10:34:38 02/19/16 (2)

RE: Might work great 4 hard rock but what about metal? - Don Reid 08:52:20 02/21/16 (1)

RE: Might work great 4 hard rock but what about metal? - Kloss 09:35:58 02/21/16 (0)

RE: Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures - Paul Joppa 18:34:43 02/18/16 (1)

RE: Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures - GM 13:33:34 02/19/16 (0)

RE: Mass Loading ALTEC A7 VOTT 825 enclosures - Rafaro 12:17:54 02/18/16 (0)

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i tried one better - merdy 02/20/1614:06:42 02/20/16 (1)

....too Funny !..(nt) - drummerwill 18:18:19 02/20/16 (0)

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