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What is the Dynamic Range of the Bass Trombone?

On and Off.
What's the difference between a Trombone Section and an Outboard Motor?
You can Tune an Outboard Motor.
How do you make a Trombone Player's Car more aerodynamic?
Take off the Domino's Pizza Sign.

These are Equal-Opportunity Jokes.
Fill in the Instrument and Section of your choice.

How many Clarinet Players does it take to change a light bulb?
2.
One to change the bulb, and one to say Eddie Daniels could have done it better.

Some Terrorists took 100 Violists Hostage.
They said to pay them $5 within 20 minutes,
or they would start releasing them one a time.


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