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In Reply to: But most musicians wouldn't do that with a RESPECTED instrument!... posted by musetap on April 7, 2021 at 15:39:19:
On and Off.
What's the difference between a Trombone Section and an Outboard Motor?
You can Tune an Outboard Motor.
How do you make a Trombone Player's Car more aerodynamic?
Take off the Domino's Pizza Sign.
These are Equal-Opportunity Jokes.
Fill in the Instrument and Section of your choice.
How many Clarinet Players does it take to change a light bulb?
2.
One to change the bulb, and one to say Eddie Daniels could have done it better.
Some Terrorists took 100 Violists Hostage.
They said to pay them $5 within 20 minutes,
or they would start releasing them one a time.
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Follow Ups
- What is the Dynamic Range of the Bass Trombone? - oldmkvi 04/7/2117:42:13 04/7/21 (6)
- RE: You can tune an outboard motor? - B. Scarpia 11:30:16 04/8/21 (1)
- Yes, very true! But remember, they are Modular, ie - oldmkvi 14:21:47 04/8/21 (0)
- Brilliant! nt - tinear 07:04:39 04/8/21 (0)
- Certainly worthy of a couple rimshots, but this being Classical... - musetap 18:22:26 04/7/21 (2)
- Percussion Section? More like Concussion. - oldmkvi 20:56:48 04/7/21 (0)
- RE: Certainly worthy of a couple rimshots, but this being Classical... - rivervalley817 18:50:45 04/7/21 (0)