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In Reply to: and we'll call the model .... get ready...... the.. 'Cryptikon' ..... whaddya think ? ... nt posted by J.D. on April 17, 2007 at 21:04:27:
Dr. FeRdj knew a man who discovered the remnants of Noah's Ark partially buried in a Romanian hillside. What you may not know is that he smuggled a small quantity of the planks into the United States, and I now have possession of them. The Cryptikon Ark would be an extremely valuable item simply for its historical value, not to mention its sonic superiority due to the sanctified nature of the outer material. I might add that the crystallized pitch embedded in the wood has excellent resonance compatibility with any system, and the fact that I have submitted it to cryogenic treatment further enhances it beyond the scope of modern engineering. Nothing, and I mean nothing, is capable of approaching the holistic presentation of this material. The mere fact that the inside components are from the more pedestrian beginnings of an Audio-Technica are really neither here, nor there, because the overall cartridge represents a true synergy in a world of mediocrity and despair. The Ark will obviously cost more than $795, but how could anyone question the price of such innovation when it is combined with a relic of such humonsterous proportions as Noah's Ark?
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