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A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,......let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!....................That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ..he farted.
The End
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Topic - A Short Love Story - The Dill 19:49:52 01/31/17 (5)
- LOL! nt. - JDK 15:47:35 02/2/17 (0)
- RE: A Short Love Story - fantja 04:12:57 02/2/17 (0)
- "Lets pretend we're married" - free.ranger 21:48:55 01/31/17 (2)
- Not sure, I think that might be what I just finished doing! nt - vinyl phanatic 17:35:20 02/3/17 (0)
- And here I thought... - FenderLover 06:56:07 02/1/17 (0)