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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,......let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!....................That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ..he farted.
The End


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Topic - A Short Love Story - The Dill 19:49:52 01/31/17 (5)

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