In Reply to: Let's have some fun: name your imaginary audio company contest. posted by tinear on May 27, 2011 at 09:25:33:
D.A.R.T. or [Definitive Anal Retentive Technologies] our 1st product was the audiophile decoupling system. We use a cryogenic treated chromed ball hitch custom manufactured to D.A.R.T. specs. We place this unit on a uniquely designed acoustically isolated seating position adjustable for height, custom isolation of customers choice can be added at of coarse extra cost.. The audiophile just carefully seats themselves on our decoupler fully decoupling audiophile from room. D.A.R.T. incs special dielectric lubrication in cherry flavor. Also in the works is our unit to enable all audiophiles to do D.B.T. double blind testing these
units incs sterilized eye piercing system guaranteed to double blind any audiophile.
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- D.A.R.T. - Steyr 05/27/1111:29:30 05/27/11 (1)
- That Acronym Is Already Taken........... - Todd Krieger 17:35:33 05/27/11 (0)