Cryogenic freezing treatment WORKS! - chris.redmond2@bushinternet.com

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Cryogenic freezing treatment WORKS!

It all seemed like so much snake-oil and mirrors so I decided to conduct an experiment of my own in the hope of coming to a definitive conclusion regarding it's effectiveness.

First I emptied the chest freezer in the cellar of all it's contents before stripping down to my bra and panties...I mean manly boxing shorts, and gingerly assuming the foetal position as the lid was pulled down above me.

Two hours later after slowly extracating my nipples from the floor of said freezer, I emerged from my ice-like tomb and using very stiff, deliberate steps managed to climb the cellar steps Edmund Hillary/sherpa Tensing-like and seated myself in the sweet spot of my listening room.

Straight to the point then, I can honestly say that listening to music for the next hour with the fire on full-blast, a hot mug of tea in my hands and a thick quilt wrapped around my pathetically pimpled torso, had NEVER been such a comforting, involving experience, and I would venture to say that NO-ONE who hasn't been aquainted with sonic sensery deprivation in a cold, nay freezing pitch-black box can EVER truly appreciate the intoxicating, nurturing qualities of fluid, heart-warming melodies that massage the soul and breath new perspective into this insane old hobby of ours.

Next week I'm investigating the effects of Feng Shui on the listening environment, but I've been told by a self-styled guru I have to suspend myself upside down from my exterior-mounted FM ariel by my testicles to counter the negative 'Chi' of my goldfish beside the TV.
Well, it was either me or the goldfish that needed to go in the aforementioned position, but try as I might I couldn't see any testicles on the goldfish.......but then he wasn't too keen on keeping still while I checked him out.

Best Regards,
Chris Redmond.

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Topic - Cryogenic freezing treatment WORKS! - chris.redmond2@bushinternet.com 15:58:59 06/1/03 (18)

Re: Cryogenic freezing treatment WORKS! - JayG 01:18:19 06/5/03 (0)

You'd Have Been Great at Listener Magazine! - RogerJ 15:46:37 06/2/03 (0)

Walk in freezer as a dedicated listening room!...nt - Steve Parry 12:14:43 06/2/03 (2)

Make that a walk in cryogenic capsule... - EL84 01:34:28 06/3/03 (1)

Truly...Perfect Sound Forever ! - Steve Parry 08:20:47 06/3/03 (0)

You win the prize - Brad V 07:57:43 06/2/03 (1)

Re: You win the prize - green river 08:52:37 06/2/03 (0)

Re: Cryogenic freezing treatment WORKS! - Tuckers 20:03:43 06/1/03 (0)

Chris..ever try Viagra instead.. - slope 19:19:18 06/1/03 (2)

Re: Chris..ever try Viagra instead.. - DeeCee 08:48:04 06/3/03 (1)

With proper streching exercises.. - slope 11:26:36 06/3/03 (0)

My freezer isn't big enough... - AbeCollins 18:11:05 06/1/03 (0)

Chris, I always enjoy your Sunday comedy, it helps me get thru the week! - mikel 17:18:16 06/1/03 (0)

Couldn't you just wrap your . . - John PA 17:16:35 06/1/03 (0)

I kew that stuff worked. I may have to try it now. - srdavis2000 17:02:00 06/1/03 (1)

Well, I have definitely read... - Steve Parry 08:34:22 06/3/03 (0)

youve read too many gizmo columns - hifitommy 16:39:51 06/1/03 (0)

LOL!!!! - Audio Pharaoh 16:10:09 06/1/03 (0)

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