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...that most people don't know how to use a Shakti stone properly. First, you have to paint the edges green. Then, a 1/8" wide by 11/32" long strip of Peter Belt Rainbow Foil must be placed directly over the bottom third of the "k" in Shakti. Be sure that no part of the tape touches the "a" or the "t" or the thing will never work. Next, the whole assembly must be sent to George Tice for TPT treatment, and then sent to a vendor of your choice for cryogenic freezing. Finally, the stone must be balanced carefully on a 2" equilateral triangle made out of Lignum vitae mill-end wood pieces. Allow it to break in with a constant music signal for 2300 hours, and the improvements will be quite noticeable. Do not change any components or software during the break-in period, or you will have just wasted a lot of time.

:)

BillC




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