Damn! I missed the auction on Audiogon for the Intelligent Chip! Easy to use, too!"The Intelligent Chip is placed on top of the player for 2 seconds while the disc to be treated is playing. The disc is permanently upgraded. The treated disc will sound clearer, more dynamic."
I don't know about you fellas, but I still use old fashioned enhancement methods. Living on the Northern Plains means all my CDs from amazon.com are cryogenically enhanced as they wait in my mailbox. Then, comes the bloody goat sacrifice with the ritualistic nude dancing in the moonlight during which important appendages are subject to cryogenic treatment.
Unfortunately, while the Intelligent Chip treats up to 12 CD/DVD/SACDs, I have never been able to squeeze more than 10 out of even the best goat. The chip went for just over $12, too. You can't beat that! Not with the price of goats these days.
I tried the green and black marker trick, too, but no matter how many the goat ate, it just didn't seem to make an audible difference.
Anyone else have any interesting CD enhancement techniques?
The Rube
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Topic - Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice - The Rube 09:12:04 10/1/06 (18)
- By-the-way - MDavis 01:49:05 10/12/06 (0)
- Actually - MDavis 01:43:46 10/12/06 (0)
- Did you treat the goat with the Intelligent Chip before the sacrifice?(nt) - fortysomething 13:38:55 10/10/06 (0)
- Re: can't tell the goats... - geoffkait 11:20:54 10/3/06 (0)
- Fearful primitives used to also disparage the radio -- voices in a box! Unthinkable! nt - clarkjohnsen 09:03:05 10/3/06 (0)
- Good job you used goats and not sheep ... - DevillEars 13:24:59 10/2/06 (2)
- Re: Goats vs Sheep - The Rube 20:58:58 10/2/06 (1)
- Sangoma's ceremonial cremation of cannabis - pic - DevillEars 22:45:07 10/2/06 (0)
- from the objectivist point of view... - Maxxfell 07:20:30 10/2/06 (0)
- Re: Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice - zanash 00:23:08 10/2/06 (0)
- Re: Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice - nvinyl66 23:57:29 10/1/06 (1)
- RE Inferior Northern hemisphere goats - The Rube 21:01:35 10/2/06 (0)
- Re: Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice - JoshT 20:45:50 10/1/06 (1)
- Re: Listener fatigue - The Rube 21:03:07 10/2/06 (0)
- Re: Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice - ehlarson 19:15:55 10/1/06 (0)
- After exhasutive testing and making A/B comparisons.... - Chuck Y 10:47:14 10/1/06 (1)
- Had not considered professional nudity - The Rube 21:05:43 10/2/06 (0)
- Hold them right up to a flourescent light for about 60 seconds.... - Chris Garrett 10:37:24 10/1/06 (1)