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Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice

Damn! I missed the auction on Audiogon for the Intelligent Chip! Easy to use, too!

"The Intelligent Chip is placed on top of the player for 2 seconds while the disc to be treated is playing. The disc is permanently upgraded. The treated disc will sound clearer, more dynamic."

I don't know about you fellas, but I still use old fashioned enhancement methods. Living on the Northern Plains means all my CDs from amazon.com are cryogenically enhanced as they wait in my mailbox. Then, comes the bloody goat sacrifice with the ritualistic nude dancing in the moonlight during which important appendages are subject to cryogenic treatment.

Unfortunately, while the Intelligent Chip treats up to 12 CD/DVD/SACDs, I have never been able to squeeze more than 10 out of even the best goat. The chip went for just over $12, too. You can't beat that! Not with the price of goats these days.

I tried the green and black marker trick, too, but no matter how many the goat ate, it just didn't seem to make an audible difference.

Anyone else have any interesting CD enhancement techniques?

The Rube


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Topic - Intelligent Chip vs. Goat Sacrifice - The Rube 09:12:04 10/1/06 (18)


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