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"promising design" - needs experienced proof reader

Aside from the ploy with TWG that Jon L pointed out, Revelation Audio Labs have some funnies in their ad. This is fair game, right?

1. designed in the USA by upstart company

A Freudian slip?

2. Each cable is meticulously artesian built

Suitable for dowsing perhaps?

3. proprietary information and technical descriptions, is legally priveleged

A common enough spelling mistake. A good editor would catch it. But really, what is the gist of this statement?

4. 2-meter conductor length: Specifically chosen for its EMI/RFI rejection capabilities - an A/C Mains cable of any other length, shorter (i.e. 1-meter, 6-foot, etc.) or longer will have the tendency to behave like an antenna, transmitting and receiving electrical noise.

Let's see. 2 metres = 6.562 feet which is a difference of 9.4%. I don't think so!

5. Each of the multiple, multi-gauge conductors

A "multi-gauge" conductor. Do we guess that each leg comprises a number of wires of different gauge? Bingo!

6. The this cryogenic process effectively eliminates molecular boundries and transforms the wire into one single crystal of silver

Now that's a neat trick. No, not the spelling of "boundries" - the single crystal bit.

7. In addition, the entire internal wiring/connector interface cavity is potted/imbedded using a special aerospace compound

Any guesses?

8. 100% PURE VIRGIN TEFLON HOLLOW SLEEVING

I know what you're thinking ... stop it.

9. has huge air dielectric that is unaffected by ambient atmospheric conditions.

One is the loneliest number.

10. A silver drain wire commons each shield to ground. This provides a high common-mode rejection of noise

I'll have to think about this.

11. Our strategy is to get a limited number of these cables into the hands of a certain few discerning music lovers, for the recogition this is sure to arrouse.

I'm feeling pretty horny myself.

12. Copytight 2004 Revelation Audio Labs, Inc

That's a "watertight copyright".

13. God bless:)

Fair enough.




Regards,
Geoff


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