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The truth about Romy the Cat.

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I have to tell you something… I live in Boston and I ambushed Romy the Cat and forced him to have a drink with me. After spending 10 minutes with him and asked him the 10 questioning that bothered me tremendously and prevented me from getting the Audio happiness. As a result, I concluded the he is a complete moron.

He is mid 30, lives in Boston and runs a cursing business. He owns Scotland’s Loch Ness Monster that he keep in cage somewhere in Atlantic at an undisclosed location. He charters an old Russian submarine which he take in ocean to demonstrate Nessy to the predominantly Moslem thrill-seekers. In Boston he live in a cage that previously occupied by Ted Kaczynski during his MIT years. Romy the Cat is a lesbian and currently he dates the Tony Soplanos’ mother. I asked Romy the Cat why people without own identity afraid of him but he begun to purr and then vomited a hairball. I meant to run away because it was too disgusting but decided to ask him one more question about me not able always to understand him. He suggested to me (to the English Philology PhD) to get some rudimental English training then to make a brain anima. After that he become explaining to me something very advanced using the Mors Code but he did not finish because he saw a dirty mouse in the floor of the bar, Romy the Cat screamed “Bingo! Female!” … and jumped to catch it. I was looking at him, as he was running across the counter like a wounded in the ass antelope, smashing the glasses and flipping the customer’s plates and though: “What an idiot!”

I can’t believe why such a serious place as AA would permit this moron to mark his Internet territory.

Regards,
The Romy’s truth teller


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Topic - Romy the Cat - middleground 19:40:24 07/31/02 ( 37)